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This Is Why I'm Fat: Maple Bourbon Spread

So, I have this friend David. He's the kind of friend you always hope to have - quick to listen, always ready to lend a hand, and it seems like he does his damnedest to make you feel like the funniest guy in the room (laughs at all your jokes, gives you great set-up lines, etc.). And one of the things he likes to do…